This is hilarious! If you haven't seen this already, it 'raises the bar' for ward talent shows!
Click on the YouTube link below:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f86qKQJg3Z8
Friday, February 27, 2009
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
I'm Still Waiting...
I'm Still waiting....I did what you told me.I sent the email to 10 people like you said.I'm still waiting for that miracle to happen.
To all my friends who in the last year sent me chain letters, best wishes, angel letters or other promises of good luck if I forwarded something, NONE OF IT WORKED!
For 2009, could you please just send money, chocolate, movie tickets, gasoline vouchers, stamps, canned food or airline tickets instead?
Thank you!
Be Thankful Your Boys Only Like To Skateboard!
Watch this video to see an extreme 'sport' you don't want your boys to know about!
Friday, February 20, 2009
Living Will
Last night my sister and I were sitting in the den and I said to her, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive. That would be no quality of life at all, If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'
So she got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine.
She's such a witch.
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Giving Up Wine
From a woman I know:
I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.
I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, 'If I give you this money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?'
'No, I had to stop drinking years ago', the homeless woman told me.
'Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?' I asked.
'No, I don't waste time shopping,' the homeless woman said. 'I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.'
'Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?' I asked.
'Are you NUTS!' replied the homeless woman. I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!''Well, I said, 'I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and me tonight.'The homeless Woman was shocked. 'Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.'
I said, 'That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine.'
I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.
I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, 'If I give you this money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?'
'No, I had to stop drinking years ago', the homeless woman told me.
'Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?' I asked.
'No, I don't waste time shopping,' the homeless woman said. 'I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.'
'Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?' I asked.
'Are you NUTS!' replied the homeless woman. I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!''Well, I said, 'I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and me tonight.'The homeless Woman was shocked. 'Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.'
I said, 'That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine.'
Monday, February 9, 2009
Sunday, February 1, 2009
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