The phone rings at FBI headquarters. "FBI. Is this an emergency?"
"I'm calling to report my neighbor. He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, FBI agents descend on the neighbor's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swear at the neighbors and leave.
The phone rings at the neighbors house. Hey, Adrian, did the FBI come?"
"Yep."
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep."
"Great, now it's your turn to call. I need my garden plowed."
I will share some of the jokes I have heard and told. I'm always looking to get a laugh and lighten people's lives. Someone once told my father that I had some real wits - he said they were 'half right'... ba da bing! So have a laugh on me... or at me!
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